So I finally updated Where the Wind Takes Me!

...you can all stop hiding under tables now. The world isn't ending.

Yeah, so I'm just tooting my own horn on that one. But I really do like Cursed. And, between you and me, I like it better now that it's over ;-).

Don't forget to review, or there will be an angry fox after you. Arrr!

/me snickers

Hello, and thank you for trying to contact Britnee. She is currently unavailable right now, hiding in an undisclosed location until the death threats die down.

If you need to contact her, you may e-mail her. Anything with the words "death" or "die" or "evil" will be read, contemplated for no more than 4 but no less than 2 seconds and thrown away.

She'll be on the chat as usual, but right now it is 4:00 (so late that it is early). Please do not try to kill or threaten her in her absence.

Oh, and she'll be on the chat when she wakes up.

Sincerely,

Britnee's Secretary Person/Bodyguard/Personal Security Force/Typist/Hand

I am on a Caparo ROLL for some reason. In fact, I've dared myself to write three more chapters to this Kitchen Chronicles story, containing the following (not all at once, one a chapter [Lines suggested by everyone's favorite scruffy Englishman]):

"Erm...because it seemed like a good idea at the time?"

"I'm thinking we don't tell [insert female name here] about this."

"Guys! Why is the couch on fire?"

AND...

"What the...? James! Why is there burning underwear in the microwave?" "Because the tumble dryer's broken and... Wait, what? Oh shit!"

My magic!Caparo story is up! (Finally!) I hope it meets everyones standards...I'm finding it particularly hard to write my FRIENDS, for some reason. Well, *I* like it so far. And I'll have plenty of time to work on it (and everything else) while I'm bedridden with my wisdom teeth out. Honestly, if my mouth was a really person it'd be glaring at me and saying "I hate you". As it is, it's getting the message across. Ouch.

Also, I look like Chip. Geez.

/me giggles.

Love you all. Enjoy the new story!

So I finally (FINALLY) got my page! Isn't is awesome? I know you're all *dying* of jealousy as I speak...

And its good you all know I'm not really this conceited. :p

Yes, so I've been a busy girl. Cursed will be on here (but not updated yet, sorry!), and so will Silent Snow. And, as an added bonus, I'm writing Brushytail's backstory (which is becoming rapidly more intriguing as I continue on...stupid brain).